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THANKSGIVING'S #1
LORD & SAVIOR

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Thanksgiving is stressful as fuck!

Please let me help you because I researched everything for a stupid amount of time and I can't live with all of this knowledge in my head without sharing it.

Roasted Turkey
I'VE CURATED THE (ALMOST) PERFECT MENU FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING MEAL
...like the ENTIRE meal...
with all of the recipes in ONE place!

The best part? It's in a Google doc. High tech, millennial shit.
About me (because I know you don't give a shit)

I'm a 31 year-old she/her who loves cooking and I'm having dumb fun making this webpage.

I made this website because I want to help other young cooks. Every year, I spend SO MUCH time preparing my Thanksgiving menu and dear god...I don't want you to go through all of my pain. Let me make this easy for you!
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Below is the full menu

I got chu

BUT first...

Let me give you some incredibly long story about me that you don't care about. Blah blah I'm a lonely housewife with 500 kids and a husband who doesn't appreciate my culinary efforts.

And this is my dead grandmother's recipe who whispered these last words to me. Blah blah. Insert SEO keywords here.

I'm just having fun now lol. The recipe is legit right below.

All the food included in my big ass recipe booklet.
Yum, right?
Roasted Turkey
The queen herself & gravy
Image by Megumi Nachev
Mashed potatoes
Image by The Creative Exchange
Buttermilk biscuits
Homemade Bread
Stuffing
Almond Cookies
Pumpkin cookies
Green Beans
Balsamic green beans
Other good foods that did NOT make the cut because who has the time?! Maybe next year, kid.
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Pumpkin pie
Image by Сергей Орловский
Ham
Image by Wouter Supardi Salari
Corned cream casserole
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